Lipschitz Live

Airdate: November 30, 1998
Network: Syfy
Director: Jerry O’Connell
Writer: Keith Damron

Notable Guest Stars: Charlie Brill, John Kassir

Worlds: Talk Show World

Memorable Quotes:
Quinn (talking about Lipschitz Live on TV to bartender Hal): “People seem to really like that guy.”
Hal: “Are you kidding me? Man, Barry Lipschitz rules. His show is the only show.”
Quinn: “Literally.”
Hal (turns around from the TV to Quinn): “Now, don’t tell me you don’t watch it.”
Quinn: “Well, I travel around a lot. I mostly read.”
Hal: “Books?”
Quinn: “Yeah.”
Hal: “See, that’s the trouble with you kids today, you know that? You read too damn much, you don’t watch enough television. And how do you expect to keep informed on what’s going on in the world?”
Hal (shakes his head): “Books.”