Net Worth

Airdate: January 11, 1999
Network: Syfy
Director: Paul Lynch
Writer: Steve Stoliar

Notable Guest Stars: Christian Oliver, Mark Sheppard

World: Internet World

Memorable Quotes:
Joanne: “I’m a node on the LAN, part of a WAN on the Web, but I can log on to any station. I just eyeball a virtual display of icons, look to select, blink to click. It’s easy. Any questions, I just ask my Knowbot. Take a look at the hits.”
(Joanne, Quinn and Rembrandt look at a digital screen)
Rembrandt: “Nice.”
(Computer): “You have mail.”
Joanne: “Scan now, read later.”
Rembrandt (whispers to Quinn): “Look, you getting any of this?”
Quinn: “Enough. The main thing is that she seems to think that I’m some guy she’s carrying on a net romance with.”
Rembrandt: “Yeah, I picked up on that. But how do we use it to try to find Colin and Maggie?”
Quinn: “Joanne, I might be able to send Rembrandt off with some friends, but I’d need to log on. Do you have a spare keyboard?”
Joanne: “A keyboard? Yeah, when I was, like, three.”
(Quinn stares at Joanne)
Joanne: “I may still have one in the closet.”