Season’s Greedings

Airdate: December 20, 1996
Network: FOX
Director: Richard Compton
Writer: Eleah Horwitz

Notable Guest Stars: Chase Masterson, Jacqueline Obradors
Nielsen Ratings: Viewers: 6 Million, Rating: 5.4, Share: 9, Rank: 94

Worlds: Pygmy World (Not Seen), Jungle World (Not Seen), Greed World

Memorable Quotes:
Rembrandt: “Professor, the kids are…”
(woman on TV): “Toy Mania carries everything for every child of every age.”
Rembrandt: “Hey, are you all right?”
Arturo: “No, I am not all right. This is a despicable world. The children are all greedy, mothers think nothing of abandoning their infants. Everything about this is fake. Including me. What the devil am I doing playing jolly old Santa Claus? Just contributing to this fraud on children?”
Rembrandt: “That last story didn’t sound like perpetuating the fraud to me. You were trying to teach a kid a lesson.”
Arturo: “Yes, do you think he heard me?”
Rembrandt: “Maybe he did.”
Arturo: “No, I don’t think so. Not with parents so consumed by consumerism. Oh dear, all this wretched advertising and jingles.”
Rembrandt: “So, you’re just going to let them down because it’s too much work to reach them? Look, you’re wearing that suit. It comes with strings attached. You’ve got to keep trying.”
Arturo (shakes head): “I don’t think so.”