Slide by Wire

Airdate: January 18, 1999
Network: Syfy
Director: Robert A. Hudecek
Writer: Chris Black

Notable Guest Stars: Meg Foster, Robert Jayne

Worlds: Fighter Pilot World, Medieval World

Memorable Quotes:
Quinn: “Fools! Don’t you know who this is?”
Magistrate: “No. And the same may be said of you.”
Quinn (looking at Rembrandt): “This is Rem… Rem… Remilio, mighty wizard in league with El Diablo.
Quinn (takes the timer from a villager and scares the others): “And with this devilish device that gloweth so wickedly and devilishly…”
Magistrate (points to Rembrandt): “Indeed. All the more reason to burn him!”
(People): “Yeah! Burn him! Burn him!”
Quinn: “No! No! Technology is just a tool. Neither good, nor evil. It depends on how you use it. Like the butter churn. It can produce the sweet buttery goodness, or it can produce the sour milk of funkiness.”
(Quinn waves timer at scared villagers)
Quinn: “The hell with this. My name is Quinn-tar. And now I will destroy you all!”
(Quinn opens the vortex and cackles with outstretched arms)
Quinn: “You people should really check out the library. There are a lot better books than this!”
Colin (next to Maggie’s double): “Lets go!”
Magistrate: “Stop them! Stop them!”
Quinn (waves the timer): “Stay back! Stay back! Stay back!”