The Java Jive

Airdate: August 6, 1999
Network: Syfy
Director: Jeff Woolnough
Writers: Janét Saunders, Jennifer McGinnis

Notable Guest Stars: Sandahl Bergman, Michael Warren

Worlds: Caffeine World

Memorable Quotes:
Maggie: “I have never seen people who love coffee so much.”
Angie: “Oh, this is nothing. You should go to Seattle sometime.”
Angie (counts sugar packets): “Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.”
Angie: “Be careful with these. I only give you 10 at a time. You owe me 50.”
Maggie: “Fifty cents for sugar?”
Angie: “Fifty dollars.”
Mallory: “Must be really good sugar.”
Angie: “The best in town. Five dollars a packet. Ten packets, fifty dollars.”
Maggie: “What’s in the stuff? Heroin?”
Angie: “Uh, caffeine! Boy, you are out of touch. Haven’t you heard of the Gephardt Act? Now, you did know you’re working in a speakeasy, didn’t you?”
Mallory: “We’ve been out of the country lately.”
Maggie: “Canada.”
Angie (laughs): “That explains it. They’re still drinking booze up there. Here… they took it away, then our smokes, then our beef, our caffeinated coffee, all in the interest of the public health. As if we couldn’t make those decisions ourselves.”