The Return of Maggie Beckett

Airdate: August 13, 1999
Network: Syfy
Director: Peter Ellis
Writer: Chris Black

Notable Guest Star: Rob LaBelle

Worlds: Maggie Beckett World

Memorable Quotes:
Diana (to Rembrandt and Maggie): “On your world, you must have heard all those crazy theories, UFO crash at Roswell, New Mexico, a secret deal between our government and extraterrestrials.”
Maggie: “We’ve seen The X-Files.”
Mallory: “The what files?”
Diana: “Guys, it really happened. Only, instead of covering it all up in the name of national security the way Eisenhower did, President Stevenson went public. He formed the Reticulan-American Free Trade Agreement.”
Mallory: “RAFTA?”
Diana: “And American business started benefiting from the alien high-tech.”
Rembrandt: “I knew it.”
Maggie (to Rembrandt): “What?”
Rembrandt: “Roswell, Area 51. I always knew they were keeping something from us.”
Maggie: “‘They’?”
Rembrandt: “You know who I’m talking about. Black suits, black glasses, black choppers. I was in the service. I know what the guys can do.”
Maggie: “Remmy, I never took you for a conspiracy junkie.”
Rembrandt: “Yeah, well, believe it. Polaroid cameras, transistors, fiber optics? You think we came up with all of that on our own? Velcro.
(Diana laughs)